There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
He's always there for her.
She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she saw everything, including her
boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote her a letter, saying:
"Just take care of my eyes, dear."
bah, this place is stagnant. Shall post something funny for yall to read..
Why I am not studying???
Because : No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ...................... ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail
SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING
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What makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they aregiving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wantsover 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that mightprove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isrepresented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 2021 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get youclose, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you overthe top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =! 118%
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?
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the last one is so lame
bah, this place is stagnant. Shall post something funny for yall to read..
Why I am not studying???
Because : No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ...................... ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail
SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING
____________________________________________________
What makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they aregiving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wantsover 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that mightprove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isrepresented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 2021 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get youclose, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you overthe top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =! 118%
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?
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the last one is so lame
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
ahhhhhhhhhh...jinyan coming back!!!!
must buy all of us things ok
haha.
come back le must call us :):):)
stupid harmoc. hate it. slave drivers.
i mean if i'm in a good and very recognised cca, i wun mind having intensive cca sessions. but harmoc is a lousy n not very recognised cca which no one wants to join, and is on everyone's last choice in their desired cca list.
and i don't even like harmoc
idiots.
all the exco pple
and my sats in like in 2wks time...
stupid stupid idiots
stupid stupid idiots
stupid stupid idiots
stupid stupid idiots
evil hmj, evil kaichen, evil shan, evil manyan, evil exco... evil evil pple :((
hiiiiiiiii =))
im going back to singapore this july!! =)
and i can probably stay there till September!
let's meet okie!
this is what i got:
eeee my life is so horrible
tianny yours is already damn good la. haha.
anyway yh.. i think w-inds. is tons cuter than energy okay! and so much more sophisticated. cos they're jap mah. hahaha. jk!(=
w-inds.!! ryohei keita ryuichi. i like all but keita is my fave(((=
actually the pic above is not just from any website. my sis bought it today from heeren at 2 bucks for a pic. she bought 3 others too. quite ex i know. but it's all worth it! they're a cute band worth supporting! haha. and i think they dance better than energy too. hehehe. no offence yh! chill!(((=
i think ty thinks keita is cute too
haha
i especially like this pic. it's one of my faves.
saw this advert while surfing the net. it's from this american website. the author of it is so discrimminating. and (s)he still has the cheek to write all the terms n conditions down. somemore the rent so so ex la. idiotic person.
天灰 by SHE is so nice (eee why is my 灰 liddat. this word is not hui. they wrote it wrongly!!)
如果你不再出现
我的世界还有什么可贵
可惜不够时间
让我们试验什么叫永远
想念变成怀念
心动变成心碎
偏偏还会关切
你最后属于谁
我的天空今天有点灰
我的心是个落叶的季节
我不知道如何度过今夜
所有的灯早已经全都熄灭
如果你从没出现
我会不会觉得快乐一些
可惜残忍时间
总要把诺言一点点摧毁
haven't mugged for bio yet cos bz studying sats. help!!
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