happythreefriends

bah, this place is stagnant. Shall post something funny for yall to read..

Why I am not studying???

Because : No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )

Study = No Fail ...................... ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side

And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING

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What makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they aregiving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wantsover 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that mightprove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isrepresented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 2021 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get youclose, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you overthe top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =! 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

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the last one is so lame

posted by ty =) @ 10/11/2006 07:23:00 PM